Confessions #1

This segment is called "Confessions", in which I reveal deep dark squishy, juicy secret facts.


I lick my butt when people are watching and I like it.

After I lick my butt and people look over in horror, I like this, too.

When people feel sick because I lick my butt and get up to get away from me for a minute, I like this because it means I now get a warm seat on the couch.

When people are not sick any longer and want to come back to the couch, I try to lick their butt, too, so that they will get angry and leave again so I can have my warm spot back.

I can think of more things, but I will hold back.  This probably means I will have more confessions.

Always your buddy,

~Wally

Greetings and Gewr Rolf

I am Wallace J. Maxton, Wally for short, of the Canin Race.  I have two much taller roommates, whom I seem to outgrow more each day (in age, not in height).  Each day I ponder our differences- and it got me to thinking how unfair the world is-  how some of us are blessed with four legs and others are cursed with two!  It "counts for no kibble" to me... (I think in Sapenish (Human Language) you would say it "makes no sense").  I find the differences between my roommates and I fascinating-  and most things around me extrordinary.

I figured I would start off with a self-portrait as a formal introduction.  The caption should really "say something" to you.

"Hello"

I hope you weren't blown away by the awesomeness of this portrait.  I don't want to intimidate my readers.  I will post something a little more modest later.

Until then...I bid you Gewr Rolf (Grrr -rohf)...translated literally "Sleepy Blackness" or in Sapenish, "Good Night".   I am being summoned to my spot on the bed and cannot delay!